Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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