..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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