when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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