The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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