Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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