do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
you never un-have a 4some
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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