I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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