Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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