never play flip cup with pint glasses
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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