I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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