Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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