wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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