question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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