I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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