MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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