My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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