They should really pass out barf bags in church
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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