THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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