Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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