can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
