To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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