yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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