ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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