Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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