I just cut my nipple shaving
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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