She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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