I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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