i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
