That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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