she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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