everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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