bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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