that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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