they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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