it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize