How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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