I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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