why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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