Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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