we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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