awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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