yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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