i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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