So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
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his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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