Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is it because I queefed?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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