Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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