Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
