her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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