But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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