Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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