Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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