I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES