Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The adults are the big ones right?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize