dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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